Off the Mark’s witty humor refreshes what we see every day … from your favorite icons to the trends you love, from commercials to pets and computers. Slightly skewed and slightly distorted, Off the Mark overwhelms readers in search of laughter and bullshit. from your favorite icons to your favorite trends, from ads to pets and computers. Slightly skewed and slightly distorted, Off the Mark overwhelms readers in search of laughter and bullshit.
#2 His strategy is to get better with age.
#3 He probably had a beef with the teacher. He was always the butt of the classes jokes. Too bad he had to go in his prime.
#5 I hope that when I have kids my mom and dad can spoil them… 1. it means they have been blessed enough so that they can afford to. 2. it means less that I have to give to my child so I can concentrate on the more important things. 3. My husband and I won’t have to fight to see who’s the bad guy. 4. it means that my parents are still alive.
#6 I advise atomization
#7 They must be Ghost Lobster, being they are all dead.
#8 This is the year she finally got that greenhouse she’s always wanted!
#9 A dog’s best friend is a man.
#10 Except once he becomes a moth he no longer is eating wool. He’s outgrown that stage of his life.
#11 She is not in the mood. She has a headache.
#12 Looks like they’re going into sudden death
#13 And the dog says “Hey, I drink out of that!”
#14 Don’t expect her to be accommodating.
#30 In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, He jumped into the grass and tickled his….Never mind. Besides, Eric, the Red got here first.