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#1 Teenagers….
#2 His strategy is to get better with age.
#3 He probably had a beef with the teacher. He was always the butt of the classes jokes. Too bad he had to go in his prime.
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#5 I hope that when I have kids my mom and dad can spoil them… 1. it means they have been blessed enough so that they can afford to. 2. it means less that I have to give to my child so I can concentrate on the more important things. 3. My husband and I won’t have to fight to see who’s the bad guy. 4. it means that my parents are still alive.
#6 I advise atomization
#7 They must be Ghost Lobster, being they are all dead.
#8 This is the year she finally got that greenhouse she’s always wanted!
#9 A dog’s best friend is a man.
#10 Except once he becomes a moth he no longer is eating wool. He’s outgrown that stage of his life.
#11 She is not in the mood. She has a headache.
#12 Looks like they’re going into sudden death
#13 And the dog says “Hey, I drink out of that!”
#14 Don’t expect her to be accommodating.
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#30 In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue, He jumped into the grass and tickled his….Never mind. Besides, Eric, the Red got here first.
